August 2012
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i closed the internet. then opened it again and came back on tumblr. IM SUCH A TOOL
Aug 1st
Homestuck The Anime
Aug 1st
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OLLIES OFF TUMBLR I NEED MY TABLET BABIE
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I am one hour late to a birthday party. The party is right across the street. I can walk there. But i feel like I’m going to be so awkward. BUT I SAID I WAS GONNA GO. AND MY FRIEND IS THERE WITH MY TABLET. I HAVE TO GET READY TO LEAVE. This is how socially awkward I am. Good thing the window is closes. They would just seem me through my window just online instead of over there. omg.  
Aug 1st
dirku: hush little homestuck, don’t you cry you were perfectly aware that they were gonna die and be aware that they’ll come back to life to be killed once again in a brutal strife when they reach god tier don’t you feel safe yet there’s plenty deaths to come, you should feel upset maybe this time they were gone for good but you should’ve been prepared like a homestuck would
Aug 1st
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atomicairspace: copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
Aug 1st
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ordile: ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL NEGATIVE EMOTIONS OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SIT ON YOUR FLOOR AND MAKE THIS FACE UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER
Aug 1st
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Listenvinny001: click play and watch the .gif
Aug 1st
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jackmydick: remember all the anime you said you would watch this summer
Aug 1st
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I WOULD TO TMI TUESDAY
BUT I HAVE NOTHING TMI TO TALK ABOUT. 
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mattsmithsexual: i wonder how many potential followers come to my blog and then just go ‘nOPE’ and exit the fuck out of that tab #literally everyone
Aug 1st
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zoruazorua: flockofangels: mcjugs: hey this is normal shit FUCKING ANGRY SHIT  this is whispering shit THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT scared to say things shit fucking pay attention shit THIS IS SATANIC SHIT #this is doesn’t want to intrude on the post but will probably be copy and pasted into the post and reblogged shit THIS CAN ALSO BE EXCITING SHIT. BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.
Aug 1st
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shiphassailed: tigerpellets: I NEVER KNEW THIS I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”  WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE are you serious british people i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life
Aug 1st
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I SNEEZED SO HARD
I STARTED TINGLING.  LIKE IF YOU FOOT FEEL ASLEEP AND YOU HAVE THAT TINGLE. THAT WAS MY WHOLE BODY. 
Aug 1st
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July 2012
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Jul 31st
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swanblood: gdtop-vol2: sighs it’s not the job of tumblr otherkin (or otherkin anywhere) to make sure everyone’s thinking critically and questioning themselves properly. I don’t give a shit if you’ve thought out your identity or not because it’s not my identity; what IS our business (the two of us here, I mean) is being people on the internet who will take your word for it and give you a...
Jul 31st
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Homestuck: Solo practice
freackthehopeful: elanorpam: The homestuck kink meme had a request for Karkat and ballet. Karkat and ballet. Karkat. Ballet. Thing I love. Thing I love. I didn’t even last a day. ———————————————- Karkat is the best. And the fact that my friend Gangtheway pointed out that Karkat’s themes are both a Waltz. 
Jul 31st
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ipoog: daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!
Jul 31st
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thneed-ler: DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN  YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU MEAN: MY WHOLE LIFE?
Jul 31st
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That Callie picture serious came on my dashboard at the write time. Because I left a really awkward message on the phone to this college. aAND I JUST JUMPED 5 FEET IN THE AIR CAUSE THE PHONE STARTED RINGING. OH MY GOD. MY BODY WAS NOT READY
Jul 31st
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cherrycherub replied to your post: aurora-sareii replied to your post: I’M SO HAPPY… get on skype„, OKAY… just let me call this college first. Cause i haven’t done that. I’vebeendressedallfancyforagood3hoursnow.
Jul 31st
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aurora-sareii replied to your post: I’M SO HAPPY IM CRYING THIS BIRD EVEN LIVES IN… what did I miss here NOTHINGGG. X VCGN
Jul 31st
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE THIS IS
suffren: andrewhussiesbosom: I MEAN LOOK AT HER BABY LUSUS-SPRITE THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE AND THEN THEY BOTH START SNIFFING EACH OTHER HOLY FUCK IT’S CUTE i really love dragonmom she is the best lusus
Jul 31st
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I’M SO HAPPY IM CRYING THIS BIRD EVEN LIVES IN CALIFORNIA. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY OF HAPPINESS I HAVE FOUND THE 2ND PART OF MYSLEF
Jul 31st
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AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD THE FEET THE TAIL ITS ALL PERFECT I OH CHRIST IM CRY
Jul 31st
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BLESS THAT POST. THOSE WINGS. I…I may be a hummingbird. vczxfhf  whattheshitican’teven
Jul 31st
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harusochinchin: so basically homestuck is about two innocuous food companies led by immortal aliens  fighting with superpowered god children ok
Jul 31st
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Dad: Relationships are hard.
Me: Try being in a long distance relationship. Try listening to her cry, but don't hold her or kiss her, and text her to comfort her, because you're literally 1,000 miles away and that's all you can do. Try seeing her over Skype and only Skype, where sometimes the call drops and the quality isn't great. Or how about planning a trip to go see her? But wait you can't, because you're having financial issues. Try explaining it to your friends, try telling them why they can't meet her. Don't even think of planning dates, because you'll be the only one attending them. Try fighting with distance, that shit isn't easy because you have distance on top of it. Try sleeping alone every night after hearing I love you and cuddling with a stuffed animal that doesn't even do the trick because you know it isn't her. That's the really hard type of relationship.
Dad: I think I'm going to cry.
Me: Me too.
Jul 31st
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dakejirk: I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE PART OF CALL ME MAYBE THAT JUST KEEPS REPEATING “I MISSED YOU SO BAD” BECAUSE DIDNT SHE JUST MEET HIM BC THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS IN THE CHORUS IM DONE
Jul 31st
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My basic knowledge of Arthurian legend will now...
xeshirem: atomau: If you haven’t seen the update, GO LOOK AT THE GODDAMN UPDATE So, uu’s name is Caliborn. It is also an alternative spelling of the name Caliburn. Caliburn is, in many versions of the legend, the name of the sword Arthur pulled from the stone. It is either the same sword as Excalibur, or is replaced by it after the Lady of the Lake gives the latter to Arthur. Caliburn is...
Jul 31st
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OOC: casual reminder that Terezi can actually...
demonoflight: tangspersonalshit: celestialtoxophilite: themightylegislacerator: and it doesn’t even require licking c: Wow I just realized something. The gifs that show “smell-o-vision” shift from blurry to not-quite-as-blurry. That’s probably what happens when she inhales to sniff! (And now I feel dumb for not noticing this sooner)  thank you for this gif set thank you now...
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My basic knowledge of Arthurian legend will now...
xeshirem: atomau: If you haven’t seen the update, GO LOOK AT THE GODDAMN UPDATE So, uu’s name is Caliborn. It is also an alternative spelling of the name Caliburn. Caliburn is, in many versions of the legend, the name of the sword Arthur pulled from the stone. It is either the same sword as Excalibur, or is replaced by it after the Lady of the Lake gives the latter to Arthur. Caliburn is...
Jul 31st
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